do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
This is so important.
this is really disheartening
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
I can’t. My professor knows about my writing skills…
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this
guy like this come my way ✌😭
I can’t deal with something so perfect, no please, stop. Oh god, I have tears in my eyes and the silliest smile on my lips right now.
a person like this would be a cool person to be with💝
Source: Flickr / chrisop
But everybody chill - it just means a resolution will come back and they’ll have 90 days to fix the problem or the city will.— Frank Shyong (@frankshyong)April 10, 2014
Sriracha’s maker built its large facility in Irwindale, a city in the San Gabriel Valley, so it could increase production. (The plant can produce up to 200,000 bottles a day; here are photos of it in operation.)
The council is expected to adopt an official resolution at its next meeting; after that, the company would have about 90 days to mitigate the odor.
Photo: Cheryl A. Guerrero / McClatchy Tribune News Service
My boyfriend will love to see this.
Source: Los Angeles Times
Just what I needed to get through this paper that’s due tomorrow morning. Lol.
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can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
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